How do you like those pols? The shackles of sequester were starting to chafe their ankles. So, what did they do? They got out the files and the bolt cutters! Yes, dear reader, we can stop worrying. Congress has no intention of cutting funding for America’s zombies. The Federal Reserve, Congress’s creation, has no intention of tapering QE. And the really big crisis that was on the horizon in 2008 has no intention of going away. Yes, hold onto your gold. You’re going to need it.